Secrets

Sorry for being repetitive but I've been going through some stuff lately and haven't had the time or the concentration to write a decent post. So, I bring to you more miscellanea (which at least I know you enjoy).
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Off the top of your head, name one conspiracy theory where the conspirator was right.

"You can't put a square peg in a round hole." Actually, it depends on the size of the peg relative to the hole.

The phrase "You don't know your history" doesn't make sense. Unless you have some kind of memory problem then you probably know your own history. The phrase should change to something more specific, such as, "You don't know the part of history I'm talking about." Actually.....it should just disappear.

Someone with blonde hair once told me they were going to get dark brown highlights.

"Counterfeit proof" is one of the most meaningless phrases to ever be coined; especially with respect to money. There are two things about counterfeit money you gotta remember:
1) No matter what the treasury does, someone somewhere will have already counterfeited it within in a week...tops.
2) Nobody looks at the money close enough to detect its counterfeitness. Sure, some stores have that pen they run across anything higher than a twenty, but what happens with other exchanges in other stores? Or, don't you think someone created a bill that'll pass that little pen test? You're damn right. The whole process is pointless. (I'm not usually one to complain without having a suggestion, but in this case, I just don't think there is a solution. Even if you go all electronic something will go wrong. Computers "unexpectedly" do that from time to time.)

What is it with people admitting that they're superstitious? This makes no sense whatsoever. These people are telling you that they believe in something(s) with absolutely no reason to.
..............................what?

Have you ever actually witnessed a monkey eating a banana?