Secrets

You're probably pondering about the title of my personal online information display page (I don't particularly care for the word "blog"). Well, I classify a "secret" as something I am not aware of. It is information withheld from me by withholding secret withholders. My job, as a withheld secret uncoverer, is to uncover these withheld secrets withheld from me by these withholding secret withholders.

Any withholding secret withholders withholding withheld secrets will be indefinitely buried in a hole with dimensions no smaller than one and one half square cubits for a period of time no shorter than three fortnights. And don't you worry, I will personally uncover every last one of these withholding secret withholders as I am as persistent as a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your front door. So, here, I begin my journey of uncovering these withheld secrets 98 score and 16 years after the "withdrawing" of Jesus Christ.

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