Secrets

I thought this time I'd just share a few of my random thoughts and experiences with you. I keep a notebook and write my ideas and such down and I thought it'd be fun to go through some of them!
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You never hear of a woman leaving her "barn door" open.

What is the evolutionary advantage of the earlobe?

Have you ever wanted to infuriate someone and not suffer any consequences? I'll tell you how. Steal doormats! This may sound trivial at first but think about it. Wouldn't you be pissed to find out yours was missing? Sure you would! Also, nearly everyone has a doormat, so you could pick a street and steal everyone's doormat on that same street. In fact, you could pick a new street every night. And, once you've taken everyone's doormat, you could even go back to the first street and start all over! Wouldn't that be fun?

If black is the absence of color, then why did/do people refer to blacks as "people of color?"

Conflicting Wisdom:````````````````````
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Don't let yesterday be too much of today.

Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.

The more the merrier.
Two's company; three's a crowd.
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In the children's song "Old MacDonald," what does "E-I-E-I-O" mean?

Here's a challenge for you: come up with a sentence that includes all seven of the deadly sins.

My mom once asked me to get her some cake (it had recently been my birthday). It was one of those half-and-half cakes; the flavors being white and chocolate. So, I picked up a plate and began to ask her some necessary questions.
How many pieces? One, two, twelve?
"Two," she said.
What flavor? Two chocolate, two white, one of each?
"Both white," she said.
What kind of pieces? Inside, side, corner? Both pieces the same, different?
"Both side pieces," she said.
What size pieces? Small, medium, large?
She was pissed now because of all of my questions, but nonetheless said, "Medium, both of them."
Then I thought about it for a second..."Hmmm....what is medium anyway? Compared to what?"
"JUST BRING ME MY DAMN CAKE!" she yelled in at me.
I stared at her for a second and then calmly replied, "Did you want ice cream with that? One scoop or two?"